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Goonie Newsletter (May 27th - May 31st)
May 26, 2024
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New Highs, FTW!

Talk about deja vu. Inflation is ripping higher, the government is adding debt at a record rate, and the economy is starting to show serious cracks. Don't worry though! The stock market just hit another new all-time high. This seemingly illogical situation has been the story of the market since 2020 -- We've totally been here before.

I fully appreciate that this combination seems contradictory, but it's actually not. When the economy gets rough, the Fed loves to print money to battle the situation. This increase in money supply causes inflation to pump higher, which can be directly felt through the devaluation of the dollar. Here's a fun fact for you! In the past 3 years, the cumulative inflation rate is roughly 20%. This means in only 3 years, your dollar lost 1/5 of its purchasing power. Congrats!

Anyway, the stock market isn't much different. When the entire system has more money, it gets poured into assets such as stocks, real estate, etc. This drives nominal prices higher, but the increase doesn't necessarily outpace inflation. In more direct terms, a company with a $1B market cap a decade ago was more valuable than a company with the same market cap now. Stocks are rarely, if ever, discussed in an inflation adjusted manner. If they were, it would become apparent that we aren't at a new high when you consider the dollar's devaluation.

What does this mean for you trading? To be honest, not much. Your trading will be better if you understand what's happening and what's prompting the moves, but your goal is the same. As an active trader, you want to accept minimal risk while attempting to capture the "meat of the move." We live in the world of smaller timeframes. The world of investing would be much more concerned with how the macroeconomic backdrop will look decades out in the future. There is a time and place for both, but please don't fall into the trap of conflating the two. Trading is a game of reaction while investing is a game of prediction.

Everything you need to know about the upcoming week is posted below. Godspeed!

Later, Skater!

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Market Events

Monday, May 27th

ALL DAY          Market Closed for Memorial Day

 

Tuesday, May 28th

09:55 AM ET    Minneapolis Fed President Neel Kashkari Speaks

10:00 AM ET    CB Consumer Confidence (May)

01:00 PM ET    Fed Gov. Cook & Fed President Daly Speak

 

Wednesday, May 29th

01:45 PM ET    New York Fed President John Williams Speaks

02:00 PM ET    Fed Beige Book

07:00 PM ET    Atlanta Fed President Raphael Bostic Speaks

 

Thursday, May 30th

08:30 AM ET    GDP (QoQ) (Q1)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    Pending Home Sales

12:05 PM ET    New York Fed President John Williams Speaks

05:00 PM ET    Dallas Fed President Lorie Logan Speaks

 

Friday, May 31st

05:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI (YoY) (May)

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index (MoM) (Apr)

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index (YoY) (Apr)

08:30 AM ET    Personal Income (Apr)

08:30 AM ET    Personal Spending (Apr)

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (May)

 


 

Upcoming Earnings

Monday

None

Tuesday

Evening: Cava

Wednesday

Morning: Advanced Auto Parts, Chewy & Dick's

Evening: C3.AI & Salesforce

Thursday

Morning: Best Buy, Canopy Growth, Foot Locker & Kohl's

Evening: Costco, Dell & Ulta

Friday

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, May 27th)

  • MARKET CLOSED

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, May 28th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 2.17
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, May 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.49
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, May 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.37
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, May 31st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 47%
  • Profit Factor: 0.17
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past 25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 8 times (11 for 13 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~75%

It goes without saying I prefer when Piper bats one thousand, but I'm still happy with the recent performance. The accuracy was slightly low, but the losing day was the minimum unit sizing. Things are slowly chugging along as we wait for the return of volatility -- That's when the market will become more interesting and (hopefully) even more profitable.

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 2 Trades

May Record: 36/40 Units

 

Monday May 20th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $529 / $528)  🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $451 / $450)  🟢

 

Tuesday May 21st

No Signal Generated

 

Wednesday May 22nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $530 / $529)  🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $455 / $454)  🟢

 

Thursday May 23rd

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $528 / $527)  🔴

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $456 / $455)  🔴

 

Friday May 24th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $526 / $525)  🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $454 / $453)  🟢

 


 

Times I Got Severely Burned on The Beach

1 (Singular occurrence but it's still enough to make me look like a lobster) *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Goonie Newsletter (January 19th - January 23rd)

January Sets Another Record

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.38%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.92% 
  • Russel 2000: +2.32%
  • Bitcoin: +5.51%

Last week, markets mostly went sideways. Indexes tested highs early and then cooling off into the end of the week. It felt like a classic pause. Small caps held up better than expected, big tech picked its spots, and rates stayed in focus as the 10-year hovered in the low-to-mid 4s. Earnings season got rolling, but overall price action said traders were still waiting for a clearer macro signal before committing.

The economic data was the main driver. December CPI showed inflation continuing to cool without collapsing, which was enough to keep the soft-landing narrative alive. Headline prices rose 0.3% month over month and 2.7% year over year, while core CPI came in at 0.2% and 2.6%. Retail sales for November surprised to the upside, pointing to a consumer that is still spending, and industrial production for December jumped 0.4%, reinforcing the idea that growth is slowing but not stalling.

Looking ahead to next week, the reporting is lighter but still important. The focus shifts to housing and economic momentum, starting with pending home sales on Wednesday, jobless claims on Thursday, and the S&P Global flash PMIs on Friday. Don't forget that markets are closed Monday for Martin Luther King Jr. Day. With a shortened week and sentiment-sensitive data, expect quick reactions, thin liquidity, and the usual tendency for traders to change their minds at least once. As always, respect your risk and stick to your trading plan. Godspeed.

Best,

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Earnings

Monday, Jan 19th

None

Tuesday, Jan 20th

Morning: 3M

Evening: Interactive Brokers, Netflix & United

Wednesday, Jan 21st

Morning: J&J

Thursday, Jan 22nd

Morning: P&G

Evening: Capital One & Intel

Friday, Jan 23rd

Morning: SLB

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Jan 19th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (MLK Day)

 

Tuesday, Jan 20th

None

 

Wednesday, Jan 21st

08:30 AM ET    Trump Speaks

 

Thursday, Jan 22nd

08:30 AM ET    GDP (Q3)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Nov) 

 

Friday, Jan 23rd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services & Manufacturing PMI (Jan)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (Jan)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Jan 19th)

  • Market Closed All Day

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Jan 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 1.02
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Jan 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Jan 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 1.02
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Jan 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.26
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 9 for 10 times (18 for 20 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~90%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 3 Trades

January Record: 36/40 Units

 

Monday, Jan 12th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $690 / $689) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $622 / $621) 🟢

 

TuesdayJan 13th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $692 / $691) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $623 / $622) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Jan 14th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $692 / $693) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $624 / $625) 🟢

 

Thursday, Jan 15th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $692 / $691) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $623 / $622) 🔴

 

Friday, Jan 16th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $695 / $696) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $626 / $627) 🟢

 


 

Times Piper Manipulated The Market

27 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,700) || Trump vs Davos
Wednesday, January 21st

Trump vs Davos

THICC RETURN: +$1,700

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$60

A BULLISH signal, 5/5 strength, was generated around 10:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 6 total units!

SPY Return: +$30 (+100%) per $270 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$30 (+100%) per $270 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$60 (+100%) per $540 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 6,940/6,930 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.05/ea and were bought back at $0.20/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,700

Total Return: +$1,700 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report || TACO Tuesday!
Tuesday, January 20th

TACO TUESDAY!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

No Trades for Me! (Too choppy)

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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