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TODAY'S GAIN: +$1,100

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES DOMINATED! Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN TWO YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP! If you want to learn from and trade with me, it's FREE -- Join the discord today!

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Piper's Picks

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:45am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).

Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal cost

QQQ Return: +$18 (+100%) per $182 signal cost

Total Return: +$34/signal (+100%) -- This could easily be scaled per $366 signal.

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 10 x SPX 5255/5250 Put Credit Spread (Scalp Trade)

Trade Two: 10 x SPX 5240/5235 Put Credit Spread (Revenge Scalp Trade)

As shown, profits were taken on Trade One at $1.90/ea from $2.00/ea. This means my REALIZED GAIN was +$100 (+5%). This was a basic scalp that was under water most of the day. When it showed a breakeven value, I took it.

The second trade was me being tilted and revenge trading the first trade. Profits were taken on Trade Two at $0.70/ea from $1.70/ea. This means my REALIZED GAIN was +$1,000 (+59%).

Total Return: +$1,100 (before fees)

These trades would have paid for MORE THAN TWO YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS!

 


 

How To Join The Goonie Discord (For FREE)

Join the Goonie Discord if you want access to any of the following:

  • My Live Trades & Thoughts
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Remember you can join the Discord for FREE with the code GOONIE (Click Here!). This code will allow to become a Locals "supporter". Supporters get full access to the entire Locals Community & Goonie Discord server.

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals.

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Goonie Newsletter (January 5th - January 9th)

Hello January!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.10%
  • Nasdaq 100: -1.26% 
  • Russel 2000: -1.15%
  • Bitcoin: +3.05%

Last week's holiday trading did what holiday trading always does — Thin volume, choppy moves, and zero conviction. Stocks drifted into year-end with the Santa rally never really showing up, then markets went dark for New Year’s Day (Thu). When trading resumed on Friday, buyers showed up selectively, with some dip-buying in cyclicals and semis, while mega-caps stayed mixed. Nothing dramatic, just the market stretching after a long year.

Data-wise, it was a light but telling week. Pending Home Sales (Mon) surprised to the upside, hinting that housing demand may be stabilizing at lower rates. Tuesday brought a cluster of updates: Case-Shiller home prices continued to cool, Chicago PMI remained in contraction but improved, and the December FOMC minutes reinforced the same message we’ve been hearing. Officials are still debating how restrictive policy really is. Friday’s final S&P Global Manufacturing PMI stayed in expansion territory, keeping the soft-landing narrative alive, even if confidence remains fragile.

Looking ahead to next week, things get real again. Monday: ISM Manufacturing PMI. Wednesday: JOLTS job openings. Thursday: weekly jobless claims plus productivity and trade data. And then Friday’s December jobs report takes center stage. With rate expectations already feeling jumpy, that payroll print could be the first real volatility trigger of the new year. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Market Events

Monday, Jan 5th

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Dec)

 

Tuesday, Jan 6th

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Dec)

 

Wednesday, Jan 7th

05:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI MoM & YoY (Dec)

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Dec)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTS Job Openings (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Dec)

 

Thursday, Jan 8th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Jan 9th

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Change (Dec)

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (Dec)

10:00 AM ET    Michigan Report (Jan)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Jan 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 1.20
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Jan 6th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 0.86
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Jan 7th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 0.93
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Jan 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 61%
  • Profit Factor: 2.11
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Jan 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 0.56
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 8 times (16 for 16 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 53 Trades

December Record: 70/70 Units

January Record: 4/4 Units

 

Monday, Dec 29th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $690 / $691) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $623 / $624) 🟢

 

TuesdayDec 30th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $689 / $690) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $622 / $623) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Dec 31st

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $688 / $689) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $621 / $622) 🟢

 

Thursday, Jan 1st

No Signal Produced (Market Closed)

 

Friday, Jan 2nd

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $687 / $688) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $623 / $624) 🟢

 


 

New Year's Resolutions Already Broken

All of them *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Tuesday, January 6th

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THICC RETURN: +$600

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for AN ENTIRE OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$28 (+100%)

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:25am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$12 (+100%) per $188 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$28 (+100%) per $372 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 6,900/6,880 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.40/ea and were bought back at $0.10/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $600!

 

Trade One Return: +$600

Total Return: +$600 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$675) || Happy Monday!
Monday, January 5th

Happy Monday!

THICC RETURN: +$675

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$34 (+100%)

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:30am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$14 (+100%) per $186 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$34 (+100%) per $366 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 15 SPX 6,890/6,885 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.55/ea and were bought back at $0.10/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $675!

 

Trade One Return: +$675

Total Return: +$675 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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