Matt Kohrs
News • Business • Investing & Finance
Round & Round We Go!!! || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (May 27th - May 31st)
June 02, 2024
post photo preview

Round & Round We Go!!!

Howdy,

In darkness, we found light!

The shortened trading week was notably bearish. Well, that was true until the final hour. The entire trading week was defined by lower highs and lower lows -- A classic downward trend. The bears dominated until Friday's power hour. We may never know exactly why, but prcies finally got low enough for the market to buy the dip and with massive size. I hope you caught both sides of the trade, or at minimum, avoided the whipsaw. 

Looking ahead, I'm very excited. After months of quietness, volatility is finally returning to the system. This means there should be an abundance of opportunity. Volatility is on the rise, political turmoil is at a new level, and we have myriad on macroeconomic reports on deck. If you're on the correct side, large windfalls could easily be in your near future.

It should go without saying, but you don't need to be oversized to make good money. Your number one priority as a trader is to manage your risk. As ranges increase, you must be even more mindful of your risk. You may not believe me, but I promise you your profits will take care of themselves. The people who serve the gauntlet that is trading are the people who never let a singular trade put them in risk of ending their career. You should be in this game for the law of large numbers. You need to survive long enough to see your edge crystalize -- Never forget that!

All the pertinent information for the upcoming week is detailed below. Godspeed.

Stay Liquid,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Market Events

Monday, June 3rd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global US Manufacturing PMI (May)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI (May)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing Prices (May)

 

Tuesday, June 4th

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Apr)

 

Wednesday, June 5th

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (May)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global US Services PMI (May)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI (May)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing Prices (May)

 

Thursday, June 6th

08:30 AM ET    ECB Interest Rate Decision (June)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

08:30 AM ET    ECB Press Conference

 

Friday, June 7th

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Report (May)

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (May)

08:30 AM ET    Avg. Hour Earnings (MoM) (May)

03:00 PM ET    Consumer Credit (May)

 


 

Upcoming Earnings

Monday

Evening: GitLab

Tuesday

Morning: Bath & Body Works

Evening: CrowdStrike

Wednesday

Morning: Dollar Tre

Evening: ChargePoint, Five Below & Lululemon

Thursday

Morning: Nio

Evening: DocuSign

Friday

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, June 3rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 76%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, June 4th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 80%
  • Profit Factor: 14.53
  • Bias: VERY BULLISH

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, June 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.69
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, June 6th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 1.79
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, June 7th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 1.94
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past 25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 7 for 8 times (12 for 13 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~87.5%

Close, but no cigar! Piper was 1 hour away from having a perfect week. The power hour push tilted Piper's SPY prediction. Beyond that, Piper was dominant. It's a bit of a slow burn, but the new premium scalping strategy is coming along nicely. The last two weeks have come along swimmingly. I'm happy with the current trajectory. When it's finalized, I'll start reporting the results within the newsletter.

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 1 Trades

May Record: 48/53 Units

 

Monday May 27th

Market Closed

 

Tuesday May 28th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $528 / $527)  🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $456 / $455)  🟢

 

Wednesday May 29th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $528 / $529)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $459 / $460)  🟢

 

Thursday May 30th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $526 / $527)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $456 / $457)  🟢

 

Friday May 31st

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $526 / $527)  🔴

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $453 / $454)  🟢

 


 

Bouts of Crying on The Stair Stepper

36 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

 

community logo
Join the Matt Kohrs Community
To read more articles like this, sign up and join my community today
0
What else you may like…
Videos
Posts
Articles
FREE Options Trading Lecture This Friday @ 10am ET

It's all going down THIS FRIDAY!!!

The team at SpotGamma will be joining the MK Show to discuss various options trading strategies. (Yes, it will include 0 DTEs for you degens).

This is 100% FREE options trading education.
All you need to do is be where you normally watch me at 10am ET!

00:00:29
I guess Matt's eating out tonight.
00:00:14
Bonus Content

This is how my boss taunts me before i start an edit

00:00:23
February 26, 2024
Welcome! Read This To Get Into The Goonie Trading Discord!!!

If you're having any issues getting connected to the Goonie Discord, don't hesitate to reach out to me. (IT CAN TAKE UP TO 24 HOURS FOR YOUR ACCOUNT TO PROCESS)

DMing me on Discord would be the most efficient (@mmk147) or you could email me at: [email protected]

Use the code GOONIE to switch from a Local's Member to a Local's Support for FREE to get premium access.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/3dxBRVrgGG
PRO TIP: Make sure you are logged into the correct Discord account when you sync your two accounts.

September 03, 2025
FINAL DAY! Track BIG MONEY Option Flows || FREE Until Sept. 5

Hey Goonies!

We’ve teamed up with SpotGamma to give you free access to something that can change how you trade — but only until September 5.

FlowPatrol™ is SpotGamma’s new daily report that pulls back the curtain on the options market to show you what the biggest funds are really doing under the surface. Every morning, you’ll see:

-- Which names and sectors are seeing unusual options flow & directional shifts
-- Where the biggest funds are buying or selling — & how much premium they’re committing
-- How options can cause volatility to spike or contract, based on real flow shifts
-- What massive trades are helping to pin the market — or accelerate volatility

It’s all powered by SpotGamma’s proprietary Synthetic Open Interest model — meaning you can’t get these insights anywhere else.

Get your free access now: https://bit.ly/45RO3n0

Best,
Thicc

September 02, 2025
FINAL DAY GIVEAWAY!!! || FREE Apex Accounts

Today, I'll be giving away 5 @ApexTradeFund accounts to celebrate the FINAL DAY of their Labor Day sale!

To Enter:
Like, Retweet & Follow 👉https://x.com/matt_kohrs/status/1962852143443874013

Winners will be picked live on today's show.

Apex Sale ->
✅ 90% OFF any size evaluation
✅ Lifetime PA Fees: $85 (25K–150K)
✅ Special $37 PA Fee for 250K & 300K
✅ Reset Fee: $37
✅ ONE Day to Pass

Apex Prop Trading (90% Off w/ Code GOONIE) 👉 https://bit.ly/GoonieApex

post photo preview
Daily Degen Trade Report || TGIF!
Friday, September 5th

TGIF!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$44 (+100%)

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:25am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$22 (+100%) per $178 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$22 (+100%) per $178 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$44 (+100%) per $356 signal capital requirement

 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

Read full Article
September 04, 2025
post photo preview
Daily Degen Trade Report || Join The Goonies Today!!!
Thursday, September 4th

The Calm Before the Storm

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$30 (+100%)

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:55am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$10 (+100%) per $190 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$30 (+100%) per $370 signal capital requirement

 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

Read full Article
September 03, 2025
post photo preview
Daily Degen Trade Report || Whipsaw Wednesday
Wednesday, September 3rd

Whipsaw Wednesday

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$28 (+100%)

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$14 (+100%) per $186 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$14 (+100%) per $186 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$28 (+100%) per $372 signal capital requirement

 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

Read full Article
See More
Available on mobile and TV devices
google store google store app store app store
google store google store app tv store app tv store amazon store amazon store roku store roku store
Powered by Locals