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July 21, 2024
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Don't @ Me, Bro

Fellow Degens,

In case you missed it, I was fortunate to have my best trade of the entire year this past week. I wrote a specialty newsletter to breakdown how I made a $50,000 trade -->

https://mattkohrs.locals.com/post/5880006/lfg-50-000-join-the-goonie-trading-discord-for-free

 

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -1.96% (New High)
  • Nasdaq 100: -3.96% 
  • Russel 2000: +1.74%
  • Bitcoin: +15.19%

I know it's strange to say this because the S&P 500 hit another new all-time high, but the market is finally taking a breather. All three of the major indexes, the SPY, QQQ & IWM, sold off into the conclusion of the week. In my honest opinion, this will eventually represent an amazing bullish swing opportunity. It's a tough prediction to callout when the bottom will occur, so extreme patience is a must. Have the discipline to wait for the selling aggression to stop and for buying aggression to start. This might not be your preferred methodology, but I'm a fan of waiting for the first close above the previous high to suggest a changing of the tides.

The market dynamic is clearly changing -- I'm more confident of that since we started discussing the concept two weeks ago. The Fed has made enough progress on inflation that a rate cut is all but imminent in September. This makes me highly interested in joining the bull camp on IWM & KRE. Small caps, especially smaller banks, should theoretically benefit from cheaper capital. As the remainder of July playouts out, I will be watching these potential plays like a hawk.

In a different corner of the market, crypto is starting to pump. My best estimation is that this is happening because the Mt. Gox situation is priced in, Germany has concluded its Bitcoin sale, and the likely next US President is clearly a crypto supporter. Bitcoin, and other correlated plays such as Coinbase, posted a phenomenal week. The sector is worth a place on your watchlist.

Your expectation should be nothing but fireworks over the new few weeks. There are fun times on the horizon. Be disciplined, stick to your plan, and trade what the market gives you. Godspeed.

Later Skater,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Market Events

Monday, July 22nd

None

 

Tuesday, July 23rd

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Jun)

01:00 PM ET    2-Year Bond Auction

 

Wednesday, July 24th

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global US Manufacturing PMI (Jul)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Jul)

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Jun)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

01:00 PM ET    5-Year Bond Auction

 

Thursday, July 25th

08:30 AM ET    GDP (QoQ) (Q2)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods Orders (MoM) (June)

01:00 PM ET    7-Year Bond Auction

 

Friday, July 26th

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index 

08:30 AM ET    Personal Spending (Jun)

08:30 AM ET    Personal Income (Jun)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Upcoming EarningsMonday, July 22nd

Morning: Verizon

Evening: SAP

Tuesday, July 23rd

Morning: Coca Cola, Comcast, GE, GM, Spotify & UPS

Evening: Alphabet, Capital One, Tesla & Visa

Wednesday, July 24th

Morning: AT&T

Evening: Chipotle, IBM & Ford

Thursday, July 25th

Morning: American Airlines & Southwest

Evening: Texas Roadhouse

Friday, July 26th

Morning: 3M

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, July 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 60%
  • Profit Factor: 1.19
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, July 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.78
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, July 24th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.14
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, July 25th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 1.21
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, July 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 60%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past 25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 7 for 10 times (18 for 24 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~70%

Piper had a rough week. If the underperformance continues, I'll rework to the system to better reflect the current market conditions. There is a chance the results were simply caused by bad luck. I'll be watching closely over the next couple weeks to determine if anything should be updated. Stay tuned!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 2 Trades

July Record: 49/61 Units

 

Monday July 15th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $561 / $560)  🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $495 / $494)  🟢 

 

Tuesday July 16th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $564 / $565)  🔴

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $499 / $500)  🟢 

 

Wednesday July 17th

SPY Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $561 /  $562)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $489 / $490)  🟢 

 

Thursday July 18th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $557 / $556)  🔴

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $481 / $480)  🔴 

 

Friday July 19th

SPY Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $555 / $556)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $482 / $483)  🟢 

 


 

Historic Trades Made

1 (Let the history books know!) *

This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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September Spoils

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.09%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.38%
  • Russel 2000: -0.01%
  • Bitcoin: +2.36%

Last week, stocks were choppy as traders balanced solid economic data with stubborn inflation and higher yields. SPX finished up about 0.1%, NDX gained roughly 0.4%, and RTY added around 0.1%. JOLTS showed about 7.3 million job openings, while both ISM manufacturing and services stayed in expansion. Friday’s jobs report showed 162,000 payroll gains with unemployment holding at 4.1%, which helped push Treasury yields higher.

Iran was also back in focus as renewed U.S.-Iran tensions around the Strait of Hormuz helped send oil higher. Trump said the latest U.S. campaign would not last “too long,” while his administration also appeared to be looking for a path toward de-escalation. On the company side, Broadcom posted another huge quarter, Snowflake kept up strong growth, and Lululemon sank after cutting its outlook again. Adobe also announced that Anil Chakravarthy will take over as CEO in December.

Looking ahead to next week, it's a four-day trading week with markets closed Monday for Labor Day. Thursday brings August PPI, while Friday is the big one with August CPI, real earnings, and preliminary September University of Michigan consumer sentiment. There’s no Fed meeting next week, with the next FOMC decision coming Sept. 16. Oracle and Adobe are also among the bigger earnings reports to watch. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, September 7th

None

Tuesday, September 8th

None

Wednesday, September 9th

None

Thursday, September 10th

Morning: Macy's

Evening: Adobe & Oracle

Friday, Septmber 11th

Morning: Kroger

 


 

Market Events

Monday, September 7th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Labor Day)

 

Tuesday, September 8th

None

 

Wednesday, September 9th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Thursday, September 10th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Aug)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Friday, Septmber 11th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, September 7th)

  • Market Closed All Day (Labor Day)

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 2.02
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.29
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 69%
  • Profit Factor: 1.59
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 66%
  • Profit Factor: 0.97
  • Bias: Neutral

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 37 Trades

August Record: 54/54 Units

September Record: 6/6 Units

 

Monday, Aug. 31st

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Sept. 1st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Sept. 2nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Thursday, Sept. 3rd

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Sept. 4th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $767 / $766) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $715 / $714) 🟢

 


 

Personal Money Invested w/ Nike $NKE

All of it *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: +$1,200

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN A YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$36

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$20 (+100%) per $95 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $90 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$36 (+100%) per $185 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 29 SPX 7,575/7,565 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at ~$0.85/ea and were bought back at ~$0.40/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,200

Total Return: +1,200 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN A YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$14

A BEARISH signal, 3/5 strength, was generated around 11:55am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 2 total units!

SPY Return: +$7 (+100%) per $93 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$7 (+100%) per $93 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$14 (+100%) per $186 signal capital requirement

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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