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TGIF!

TODAY'S GAIN: -$9,450

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES WERE A HOT MESS!

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Piper's Picks

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:25am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$44 (+100%) per $156 signal cost

QQQ Return: +$54 (+100%) per $146 signal cost

Total Return: +$98 (+100%) -- This could easily be scaled per $302 signal cost

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 15 SPX 5610/5605 Put Credit Spreads (Piper Trade Strategy)The market zigged when I zagged -- I was sitting pretty until I wasn't. My risk was hit relatively quick, so I had no option but to pull the ripcord. I sold these put credit spreads at $1.20/ea and ended up buying them all back at $2.30/ea -- This means my realized loss was $1,650.

 

Trade Two: 20 SPX 5625/5630 Call Credit Spreads (Revenge Trade)This play was trash. Not sure why I took it. I took a full loss on this play-- This means my realized loss was $7,800. Degen Friday got the best of me :(

 

Trade One: -$1,650

Trade Two: -$7,800

Total Return: -$9,450 (before fees)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -1.63
  • Nasdaq 100: -3.09% 
  • Russel 2000: -1.76%
  • Bitcoin: -5.72%

Last week, markets spent the week drifting downwards as investors secured their profits after October’s rally. The Nasdaq logged its worst week since spring, the S&P 500 slipped about one and a half percent, and the Dow fell just over one percent. Economic data painted a split picture: services showed steady expansion while manufacturing stayed stuck in contraction. The tone was one of hesitation—optimism in some corners, but not enough to keep momentum going as yields bounced and big tech cooled off.

The consumer side added more uncertainty. The University of Michigan’s sentiment survey fell sharply to its lowest level since 2022, showing households are feeling the pinch from higher prices and lingering rate anxiety. Many major government releases were delayed by the federal shutdown, leaving traders to rely on private data and market tone rather than hard numbers. With limited information and rising doubts, the week felt like one big holding pattern.

Looking ahead to next week, Tuesday’s Veterans Day will keep stock markets open but close the bond market. The focus turns to the NFIB Small Business Optimism Index, weekly jobless claims, and—if the shutdown ends—October’s CPI and PPI reports. Expect a choppy market, reacting more to tone and headlines than to data that may or may not arrive on schedule. As always, respect your risk and stick to your trading plan. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, Nov 10th

Evening: BigBear.AI, CoreWeave, OXY & Rigetti

Tuesday, Nov 11th

Evening: OKLO

Wednesday, Nov 12th

Morning: Circle

Evening: Cisco

Thursday, Nov 13th

Morning: Disney

Friday, Nov 14th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Nov 10th

None

 

Tuesday, Nov 11th

None

 

Wednesday, Nov 12th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Thursday, Nov 13th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Oct) (Maybe)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims (Maybe)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Friday, Nov 14th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Oct) (Maybe)

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales MoM & YoY (Oct) (Maybe)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Nov 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.37
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Nov 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 32%
  • Profit Factor: 0.11
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Nov 12th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.61
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Nov 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 2.10
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Nov 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Neutral

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (8 for 8 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 5 Trades

October Record: 62/66 Units

 

Monday, Nov 3rd

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $686 / $687) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $636 / $637) 🟢

 

TuesdayNov 4th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $680 / $681) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $627 / $628) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Nov 5th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Nov 6th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Nov 7th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Times With No Internet & Market Dove Off A Cliff

 2 (Very Painful)*

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Hump Day!

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Turn Down For What?!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$72 (+100%)

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:50am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$32 (+100%) per $168 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$40 (+100%) per $160 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$72 (+100%) per $328 signal capital requirement

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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